things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
Hey friends, this is a symptom of anxiety.
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
dad: are u listening to gregorian chants
Thunderstorms over South Dakota
In which Audra McDonald and Kelli O’Hara are on the same wavelength
good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
The Meme of our Years.
this post is beautiful
the other day I was wondering where these people are today
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
Probably the best thing I’ve seen in a long while.
I lost it at the dun-dun-dun-dun bit
Critics can’t decide if feminists hate sex or are having too much of it.
Jill Filipovic for the Guardian
Violence Against Native Women is Not Traditional: Whisper at Ted x ABQWomen
I want every white person to look at this and understand, “Sexy Indian” costumes are detrimental.
That hypersexualizing our sacred garb is detrimental.
That for Native women the fear isn’t, ‘if’, it’s ‘when’
For the of the gods, trust and believe that is the reality we must live with and by doing the above, you are only making it worse.