AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:
hey guys
that is carved
from MARBLE
THAT IS A ROCK
WAT
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
Blown away
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
FUCKING
BERNINI
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
BERNINI!
Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.
Hey everybody! Today we are talking about ART!
I will start out by telling you about one of my favourite artist, Christian Lemmerz!
Lemmerz is most known for having but pig corpses into glass showcases and callingit art. While this is kinda fucked up, it did make people think, and to be honest, he did it to piss people off (which it did)
BUT, because of that, most people seem to forget that he’s actually pretty good at other types of art too. One of them being marble sculptures!
Here’s my favourite one of his, Katrina.
And yes, that is all marble.
And what you can’t see is that the fingers also have wrinkles and lines, even fingerprints
Goodnight, everybody!
I think you’re missing fucking marble leaves
I. Miss. Bobby.
I miss Sam and Dean being called idjits.
I miss Bobby’s sass when Dean hated on himself or when the boys were doing stupid things and making silly little mistakes.
I miss frequent outbursts of “balls!”
I just fucking miss Bobby Singer okay.
Bobby never got to see the bunker
” What happens when you’ve decided I can’t be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel, another — another vampire? Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just — ”
…wait
was this a Destiel vs. Megstiel joke or…
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DON’T LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE I LOOK UGLY
I’m reblogging this again because I finally understood how this could be a Megstiel vs Destiel joke
Meg as Cas’s nurse
(collectively) oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
please help find her! nichole’s been missing since sunday night. she was last seen in her mother’s driveway in glenburn, maine, USA wearing a hoodie and light-washed jeans. i didn’t make this flier & i understand that she’s 5’1” not 5’3” but the point is, she’s missing! i don’t care what “type” of blog you have, please reblog. IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE!
Hey guys, there over 7,000 of you following me. Think we could get a signal boost and pass this around? Get her face out there? I’d really appreciate it. Thanks you guys!
-TyI found a Bryan Butterfield on facebook who said he is friends with Nichole Cable. Anyways, here’s the link. Hope it helps in some way…
